"Aladdin and the Magic Lamp (own version Parody)"

   
     Once upon a time there was a man who lived in a far away place. He only lived on his own because his parents are already gone and he had no siblings. Because of that every time he felt lonely and remember his parent’s presence he went to the riverside in Marikina (just kidding in the side of river. He wants to stare and look the beautiful flow of water and the birds that flies and also the beautiful and colorful flowers. He picked a flower and he puts it on his ear and and he mirrored on the reflection of the water. He said to himself “Ama beauty aketch pala” (ang ganda ko pala in Tagalog) HAHAHA. He went to his house and look for a dress that will fit on his flower he finds it in his mother’s drawer, so he wore it and dance like he imagined he turned into a beautiful lady ( and yes it is confirmed Aladdin is a gay). After that imagination he went back to reality and remembered that needs to cut the wood because he will use it in the evening to cook for food. In the evening he is ready to cook for his dinner on that evening he find the caserol but instead he noticed the lamp, so he get it and wiped it because of the dust.      Accidentally he rubbed the hook and he was shocked that a genie apperared.

The genie said, what can I do for you my master? The man replied who are you? Genie replied, call me a beki genie? I will be your genie and you have two wishes and I will grant. And the man first wish is to become rich to have a mansion house, many cash, land, and many more the genie give it right away and said, that I already granted your first wish. The genie ask now what will be your second wish master? But the beki did not know the answer so he decided to think it first. I will think first so please back on your place and I will call you if I already have a decision and the genie disappeared.

On the second day he thinks it about the wish that he will ask for the genie. Think! Think! Think! And at evening he knew what was his wish to become a real woman and to be famous and joining different contests. So the genie replied your wish is my command. Not only to be famous that he requested he declared a winner too and he had many bf :D. After that gay lived happily ever after without anything could ask for more.